HEALTH FOOD VS. JUNK FOOD THE MINI SERIES / AS TOLD BY ROCCO

    Its like a scene out of West side story, The healthy Veggies and fruit were hanging around on a hot summer night just waiting for some donuts to walk  across their turf. Its summer.  Schools out , that means the school cafeterias are closed , The donuts will have to roll out of the bakery on 9th and hightail across the school yard. but The Vegges and fruits will be waiting.  They begin to sing.:   When you come from a seed,  your a seed, from your first hit of weed to your , to your  last rotten day.
They begin to dance around and shake like the   characters from  the  Fruit of the Loom commercial.

     Suddenly !  they stop. The night is  split open by a  the whole food sign that gives this fair city light. In the distance is a glazed donut  rolling swagger down the street. Then  a tall cruller joins him, all bronzed and sugared , followed by a  Boston cream....and last was a pink  strawberry swirl that looked a little gay but had a bite taken out of him, By the ruggedness of fingerprints along his midsection you could tell where he's been ' a survivor .. This is going to get ugly. The veggies are steaming and the  fruits want to get into some body's face.

No one is backing down ...... strawberry swirl flipped a sprinkle and all hell broke loose.

STAY TUNED FOR THE PART TWO  WHEN THE DONUTS GET REVENGE 

                                                                             







               HEALTH FOOD VS. JUNKFOOD  PART TWO 
                        CLASH OF THE STIPENDS.
                                ( THE BIG PAYBACK)



Its a hot summer night and the backyards  alleys and empty parking lots are like a dense forest waiting for something to give. There is steam coming up from the streets ...like an oven that's ready to blow. From out of the doorway comes an avacados voice saying .."Johnny  don't go out tonight"! but she knew he was already gone It was in his pimento eyes...

meanwhile  in back of the candy store behind a shelf of packaged fast food and processed cheeses the junk food hatched there plan. They were going to get the veggies.  Fruit juice was going to bleed from the dumpsters tonight.  A few whoppers with cheese came in from the burger joint and white castle showed up with  some  99 cent fries. 40 ounce beverages were  weeping and soft drinks were bringing ice. a jelly roll reached in to a MacDonalds bag and pulled out a pizza slicer.. it was  round and shinny reflecting the faces of the gang from its surface.... a  cherry danish cried out!  " Not that ,you promised ...no hardware... Maraschino ! . something  will be  sliced ! This is war after all.. a stupid war..over sugar and carbohydrates , thinness and clear arteries...but who is to say who is in and who is out of the body politic?  Tonight Valkyrie  might determine that. CRASH.. ..A large avacodo pit comes through a showcase window , sending a clear message. a donut sign  goes crashing to the floor.... this last aggression will not stand.  The game is under foot...beet juice is in there eyes now.