Wednesday, August 7, 2013

MORE URBAN FOLK LORE AND SUPER HEROS FROM CAMDEN COUNTY

 NEW JERSEY MAY BE HOME TO THE MOST UNFRIENDLIEST CITIES IN THE WORLD. "SO WHY WOULD YOU BE A SUPER HERO ANYWHERE ELSE?"  (except maybe Philadelphia, the cityof Brotherly Love.)

GLAD YOU ASKED ROC..........WATCH THE WEEKLY NEWSLETTER I SEND YOU EVERY WEEK FOR THE BIRTHDAYS......PRINT THIS!!!!!
 CHARLIZE THERON & IRON MAIDEN FRONTMAN BRUCE DICKINSON ARE CELEBRATING BIRTHDAYS THIS WEEK....I ALMOST FORGOT DAVID DUCHOVNY, THE X FILES GUY......

     .SUPER HEROES AND URBAN LEGENDS ON THE LOCAL FRONT....DUDE, YOU'RE IN MY WHEELHOUSE!!!!!!!   
       THE ISLAND OF MAHATTAN IS CRAWLING WITH THEM AND MY BACKYARD PHILADELPHIA HAS THE SOMEONE YOUR DOING HOMEWORK ON, MORE ON THAT IN A JIFF................THE LOCAL SUPERHEROES/HEROINES RANGE AT THE FOLLOWING..;
     
        A RATHER TALL ASIAN FELLOW IN CHINATOWN IS CALLED THE GREAT WALL........KAPTAIN KOREA DEFENDS ALL THE TRI-STATE NAIL SALONS.
THE FIST OF JUSTICE OPERATES OUT OF TRIBECA & GREEWICH VILLAGE.......BUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE OPERATES IN THE PHILADELPHIA/CAMDEN COUNTY N.J. 

.HE'S SIMPLY CALLED THE FISHERMAN.......LOOKS LIKE YOUR AVERAGE FISHERMAN, BUT HIS TACKLE BOX IS THE EQUIVILANT OF BATMAN'S UTILITY BELT.....ALL STARTED IN 2005 WHEN THIS DUDE WAS FISHING ON THE BANKS OF THE MIGHTY DELAWARE, THE OLD PHILLY NAVYYARD WHERE THE MOVIE THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIEMENT SUPPOSEDLY OCCURED........OFF FRONT STREET & CANNERY ROW...........HE WITNESSED A NEARBY BANK ROBBERY AND DECIDED TO STICK HIS 2 CENTS IN.....HE TOOK HIS TRUSTY COLEMAN SHARK POLE, CAST IT TOWARD THE ROBBER, THE BARB GOT CAUGHT ON HIS COAT, AND REELED HIM IN........OUR HERO SWEARS BY SHARK POLES WITH STRONG NYLON FISHING LINE FOR CATCHING CROOKS...........HUNG HIM UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THE CATCH OF THE DAY ON A NEARBY STREETSIGN UNTIL PHILLY'S FINEST (THE CHEESESTEAK & DONUT BRIGADE)ARRIVED.
      THIS EVENT APPEARED IN THE PAGES OF THE WORLD WEEKLY NEWS....TO THIS DAY WHEN THE PHILADELPHIA UNDERWORLD DECIDES TO CAUSE RUCKUS ON HIS DAYS OFF, WHEN HE'S NOT FISHING FOR BLUES & FLUKE IN THE MIGHTY DELAWARE, IT'S OPEN SEASON ON ALL PURSE SNATCHERS, BANK & JEWELRY STORE ROBBERS, CAT BURGLARS AND DEADBEAT HUSBANDS
HOPE THIS HELPS OUT...NOW PLEASE PRINT THIS AND MY PAST SUBMISSIONS.....YOUR ROVING REPORTER-SCOTTY HIGHLANDER
URBAN SUPERHEROS RULE..IS THIS A NEW CRAZE..? WILL LOCAL CITIZENS TAKE THE LAW INTO THEIR OWN HANDS UNDER THE GUISE OF COSTUMED CRUSADERS? hOW MANY ARE OUT THERE? WHAT NEW SENSATIONAL  TRICKS DO THEY HAVE IN THEIR ARSENAL OF  NINJA  NIGHT MOVES? STAY TUNED AND KEEP CHECKING IN TO FIND OUT.

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